Halle Jordan

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• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
• me: not with that attitude

kidcracker:

van gotye

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pl4nes:

arlingtons:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM LITERALLY SOBBING I CANNOT CONTROL MY EMOTIONS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

FUCKING CRYING

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• porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
• fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
• porn site:
• fifteen year old:
• cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
• fifteen year old: *starts crying*
• cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

restoremyfateinthese:

unf yes

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myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

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